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	<title>Comments on: Only 48 People Paid to See Jessica Simpsonâ€™s New Movie</title>
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		<title>By: Paris Hilton’s Masterpiece: $81 per screen average this weekend - Chuchukuttie.Com &#124; South Asian Movie Network</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paris Hilton’s Masterpiece: $81 per screen average this weekend - Chuchukuttie.Com &#124; South Asian Movie Network</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] box office disaster is Jessica Simpson’s 2007 “star vehicle” Blonde Ambition, which averaged $48 per screen on a Friday opening for a total box office of $384. The film grossed $6,422 domestically before – [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Brian Zafron: I Eat Web 2.0 for Breakfast&#160;&#187;&#160; Paris Hilton&#8217;s Masterpiece: $81 per screen average this weekend</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian Zafron: I Eat Web 2.0 for Breakfast&#160;&#187;&#160; Paris Hilton&#8217;s Masterpiece: $81 per screen average this weekend</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] box office disaster is Jessica Simpsonâ€™s 2007 â€œstar vehicleâ€ Blonde Ambition, which averaged $48 per screen on a Friday opening for a total box office of $384. The film grossed $6,422 before â€“ thank God, [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] box office disaster is Jessica Simpsonâ€™s 2007 â€œstar vehicleâ€ Blonde Ambition, which averaged $48 per screen on a Friday opening for a total box office of $384. The film grossed $6,422 before â€“ thank God, [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Only 165 People Paid to See Jessica Simpson&#8217;s New Movie : Cowboys 9</title>
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		<dc:creator>Only 165 People Paid to See Jessica Simpson&#8217;s New Movie : Cowboys 9</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] the locals would come out to support their native daughter&#8217;s success. Unfortunately, as Slash Film points out, she&#8217;s a bit of a pariah in the Lone Star State right now due to her relationship [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] the locals would come out to support their native daughter&#8217;s success. Unfortunately, as Slash Film points out, she&#8217;s a bit of a pariah in the Lone Star State right now due to her relationship [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Leroux Jonez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leroux Jonez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her movie grossed about what a family in a mini van would spend at McDonalds on an average meal maybe?!?...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her movie grossed about what a family in a mini van would spend at McDonalds on an average meal maybe?!?&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this movie must suck. i never even heard of it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this movie must suck. i never even heard of it</p>
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		<title>By: Derick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Derick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DimeForever has obviously never played sports, because some people get flustered up when their special someone comes to see them play.  If I was dating Jessica, I probably would have played worse than Tony, if I the same talent as Romo of course, because Ms. Simpson is just too damn fine.  And if I could Make-A-Wish it would be for her to sit on my face!  Can I get a hell yeah?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DimeForever has obviously never played sports, because some people get flustered up when their special someone comes to see them play.  If I was dating Jessica, I probably would have played worse than Tony, if I the same talent as Romo of course, because Ms. Simpson is just too damn fine.  And if I could Make-A-Wish it would be for her to sit on my face!  Can I get a hell yeah?</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Rub</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr. Rub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wait wait wait a minute...haha i didn't even know she had a movie coming out and you telling me that only 48 people went to see it...lame i  know she can do better than that maybe she should get back with Nick atleast then more people would watch the shows she's on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wait wait wait a minute&#8230;haha i didn&#8217;t even know she had a movie coming out and you telling me that only 48 people went to see it&#8230;lame i  know she can do better than that maybe she should get back with Nick atleast then more people would watch the shows she&#8217;s on.</p>
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		<title>By: links for 2007-12-30 &#171; TRUMcast: Thoughts, Ramblings, Useless Information and Musings</title>
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		<dc:creator>links for 2007-12-30 &#171; TRUMcast: Thoughts, Ramblings, Useless Information and Musings</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Only 48 People Paid to See Jessica Simpsonâ€™s New Movie I&#8217;m surprised that many paid to see it.    Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Hrefna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hrefna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lol.. The theater must have PAID these people to watch the movie! XD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol.. The theater must have PAID these people to watch the movie! XD</p>
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		<title>By: sendo.blog &#187; 48 Personas en el estreno de la nueva pelicula de Jessica Simpson</title>
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		<dc:creator>sendo.blog &#187; 48 Personas en el estreno de la nueva pelicula de Jessica Simpson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Only 48 People Paid to See Jessica Simpsonâ€™s New Movie Tags: Jessica Simpson, [...]</description>
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		<title>By: pop on the pop - celebrity news, pictures and weird news stories</title>
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		<dc:creator>pop on the pop - celebrity news, pictures and weird news stories</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Anatomy&#8217;s Katherine Heigl gets married Jessica Simpson&#8217;s movie Blonde Ambition BOMBS beyond the definition of a typical Hollywood flop Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s fugly ex-boyfriend says [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Anatomy&#8217;s Katherine Heigl gets married Jessica Simpson&#8217;s movie Blonde Ambition BOMBS beyond the definition of a typical Hollywood flop Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s fugly ex-boyfriend says [...]</p>
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		<title>By: jack bauer</title>
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		<dc:creator>jack bauer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I actually downloaded the DVDSCR and watched the entire move.  It is surprisingly good for what it is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually downloaded the DVDSCR and watched the entire move.  It is surprisingly good for what it is.</p>
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		<title>By: It Don&#8217;t Snow Here, It Stays Pretty Green at The Diary of Girl Friday</title>
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		<dc:creator>It Don&#8217;t Snow Here, It Stays Pretty Green at The Diary of Girl Friday</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Jessica Simpson only has 48 fans!Â  Apparently my blog gets more people excited than her latest flick Blonde Ambition.Â  I bet the [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Jessica Simpson only has 48 fans!Â  Apparently my blog gets more people excited than her latest flick Blonde Ambition.Â  I bet the [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Seth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow. jessica is really sucking it nowadays. i wonder who the two people that saw it were?

maybe hobos....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow. jessica is really sucking it nowadays. i wonder who the two people that saw it were?</p>
<p>maybe hobos&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: runt</title>
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		<dc:creator>runt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lee has issues and maybe someone needs to send this to Jessica so she can get a restraining order</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lee has issues and maybe someone needs to send this to Jessica so she can get a restraining order</p>
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		<title>By: lee</title>
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		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No one is more important than my goddess Jessica.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No one is more important than my goddess Jessica.</p>
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		<title>By: lee</title>
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		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is the sexiest woman alive.  Nothing matters more than Jessica.  I worship her.  She is god.  I will do anything for her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is the sexiest woman alive.  Nothing matters more than Jessica.  I worship her.  She is god.  I will do anything for her.</p>
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		<title>By: $ J Money $</title>
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		<dc:creator>$ J Money $</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>$6.00 Matinee
$8.50 Ticket Price

I saw and took a guest to 2 movies this weekend. [Nat'l Treasure, Dewey Cox] and saw P.S. I Love You as a matinee..... so $40 on movies this weekend alone... but man.... that sucks for Jessica.... no one likes her at all right now... Cowboys fans, Texas, Movie goers, people with an IQ of 68 or above..... I feel bad.... wait no i dont..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>$6.00 Matinee<br />
$8.50 Ticket Price</p>
<p>I saw and took a guest to 2 movies this weekend. [Nat'l Treasure, Dewey Cox] and saw P.S. I Love You as a matinee&#8230;.. so $40 on movies this weekend alone&#8230; but man&#8230;. that sucks for Jessica&#8230;. no one likes her at all right now&#8230; Cowboys fans, Texas, Movie goers, people with an IQ of 68 or above&#8230;.. I feel bad&#8230;. wait no i dont..</p>
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		<title>By: lee</title>
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		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't care I still would pay anything to go down on her.  She is the ultimate sex bomb -- I worship her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t care I still would pay anything to go down on her.  She is the ultimate sex bomb &#8212; I worship her.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Austin, TX - Ass Press.

Well, it looks like someone made a big mistake.  Yes, it is true, the movie grossed $384.00, but 48 people did not see the movie.  The number was actually 2, one person paid $8, the other person was charged $376 in an obvious credit card overcharge error.  Surprisingly, American Express' famous dispute resolution guaranty does not factor in on this situation as purchase of a ticket to any Jessica Simpson movie is in direct violation of the card member agreement, voiding all rights and responsibilities."    

The theater employee that rang up the overcharge stated, "Ya, I knew I over charged the bastard, but I had no idea he would have the balls to report it!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Austin, TX - Ass Press.</p>
<p>Well, it looks like someone made a big mistake.  Yes, it is true, the movie grossed $384.00, but 48 people did not see the movie.  The number was actually 2, one person paid $8, the other person was charged $376 in an obvious credit card overcharge error.  Surprisingly, American Express&#8217; famous dispute resolution guaranty does not factor in on this situation as purchase of a ticket to any Jessica Simpson movie is in direct violation of the card member agreement, voiding all rights and responsibilities.&#8221;    </p>
<p>The theater employee that rang up the overcharge stated, &#8220;Ya, I knew I over charged the bastard, but I had no idea he would have the balls to report it!&#8221;</p>
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