Out friends at Vulture have discovered the identity of the small Cloverfield monster… the Lamisil Toenail Goblin. And before I start getting e-mails…Â Yes, this is a joke. I just thought it was funny enough to pass along.
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November 15th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
that shits funny
November 15th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
FIRST YOUR TOENAIL, NOW NEW YORK CITY!
November 15th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
were gonna need masterballs…
November 16th, 2007 at 5:57 am
owww owww owww… it pains me whenever i see this ad…. funny nonetheless
November 16th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
He must have a great agent!
November 16th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
sorry, but not funny enough to pass along.
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Not real monster fans,I see. But as i said before, Its either A new Godzilla Or its orga.
December 27th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
What a disappointment, I guess I’ll just have to wait till the movie!!
December 29th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
OK LOOK CLOVERFIELD’S MONSTER IS A NEW GODZILLA I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT WHAT ELSE COULD IT POSS. BE IN THE PREVIEW THEY’RE TALKINK ABOUT THE GUY GOING TO JAP. AN THERES ALL KINDA OF REF TO JAP. IN THE PREVIEW WHERE GODZILLA ORIGINALLY CAME FROM IF U LOOK AT THE PREVIEW WHERE U CAN SEE THE MONSTER RUN THROUGH THE BUILDINGS IF SLOWED DOWN U CAN SEE THE MONSTERS LEGS CLEARLY AND THEY LOOK PRETTY FUCKIN MUCH THE SAME AS GODZILLAS OR ANOTHER BIG FUCKIN LIZARD. SOO IM TELLING U NOW IT IS A NEW AND BETTER GODZILLA WITHOUT ANY FUNNY SHIT LIKE THE FIRST….. AND DO U KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CLOVERFIELD IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A NUKE TEST SITE HENCE GODZILLA IS FORMED
December 30th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Picture on left is clearest image of monster I’ve seen so far. Image looks like something standing on two legs and hunched over, big head and big hump. What else has big head and big hump for its size? Wait for it …A TURTLE!!!! Since, previous bloggers wrote how jj abrams visited japan and said america needed a new monster, NOT godzilla and NOT king kong (abrams allegedly said it was too cute– a big cuddly monkey).Turtles aren’t all that cute, probably eat clovers (and a giant-sized turtle could have seaweed-like clover living on its back) , their legs would be reptilian (blogger above said picture had reptile legs) , and they could set the air on fire with their gas (farts). If not a turtle, then it must be a giant plant monster. Comments???
January 10th, 2008 at 4:37 am
this movie is going to buurn!
January 10th, 2008 at 5:27 am
Of course its Godzilla 2, remember the first film there was one surviving egg , Crikey it don’t take a Genius to work it out Does it ? the egg that survived the explosion was at Madison square gardens ? in New york can anyone else see the connection
January 10th, 2008 at 7:37 am
1. It’s not Godzilla.
2. It’s not Godzilla.
3. It’s not Godzilla.
And for those of you playing at home - it’s not Godzilla.
J.J. Abrams has told his story a dozen times already - this is a new monster, an American one, for our times, and it is his own original creation. Give the guy some credit.
And in case I forgot to mention it - it’s not Godzilla.
January 10th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Makes sense to me! LOL LOL!
January 12th, 2008 at 10:55 am
People Cloverfield is a street name in NEWY YORK plus its were JJ lives in California it’s not Gozilla it ha to do with that Slusho drink it turns people into monsters
January 12th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
The creature is a Leprochaun. thats why the place is called cloverfield. Thats what i heard at least seems true.
January 12th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Voltron UNITE!
Voltron to the rescue!!!
January 12th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
it’s an alien duuuh
January 12th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
yo yo yo my peoples, its the return of the hobbits,…..cloverfield…it sez it all….lord of the rings part four……hobbits in new york……hobbits take control of the dragons……
January 12th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
its rosy o’donell i just now it she never liked the statue of liberty
and she drinks more than six slushos a day that bitch
January 12th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
its the crab people ive seen them
January 14th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
ok everyone in’s not godzilla or any creature I know someone and I got the inside on it. it’s a alien, one of not any like anyone has every seen it’s the most terrifying thing that has been put on film except for one other time. if you look at the clues and think about it and watch the trailer’s close you can see it and you will be scared by it’s looks and what it is and it’s power. it’s so horrible i don’t even want to tell you. but here it goes this alien is known as MEGATRON.
January 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
i think its bob marley’s ghost coming back searching for his reefer
January 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
its the Notorious BIG raised from the dead to bitch slap 50 cent after 50 said he ran new york. wouldnt that piss you off too?
January 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
its probabli george bush
January 17th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
if megatron and the monster had a baby it would be so mean it would be called Hillary Clinton
January 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I agree with Vic that they should keep the Godzilla production going, even though this might not be the Godzilla monster. They couls make a new movie about a bigger and better Godzilla, which wasn’t as bad as the first one.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
its britney spears, she lost her kid and wants it back, plus her fat ass is probably hungry so that doesnt help out.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I think its britney spears, she lost her kid and wants it back, plus her fat ass is probably hungry so that doesnt help out.
January 19th, 2008 at 8:22 am
I THINK GODZILLA CAN KILL THIS MONSTER SINCE ZILLA HAS FLAMETHROWER MOUTH OR……SOMETHING……….BUT HE ALSO DEFEATED A GIANT EYEBALL, GIANT BUGS, AND A ROBOT THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM.
January 19th, 2008 at 8:23 am
I ALREADY SAW THE MOVIE….IT LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE SINCE IT HAS A JAW LIKE A TURTLE AND IT ALSO HAS BIG LUMPS OF ROCKS ON ITS BACK
January 19th, 2008 at 8:25 am
tHIS MONSTER HAS NO POWER AT ALL. iT CAN JUST RAN AND roar JUSTLIKE GODZILLA. iF HE DID LESS RORING AND MORE DESTROYING, HE COULDVE DESTROYED THE WHOLE CITY
January 19th, 2008 at 8:27 am
AT THE ALMOST END BEFORE THE CREDITS YOU CAN SEE THE DUDE AND THE WOMEN ON A FERRIS WHEEL…..AND BEHIND HER YOU CAN SEE A VERY ENORMOUS THNG CRASH IN THE WATERS. AT THE VERY END OF THE CREDITS YOU CAN HEAR SOMEONE SAYING “IM STILL ALIVE” BACKWARDS
January 19th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
ITS GEORGE BUSH AND HILLARY. ON A BUMP AND GRIND, WITH BILL WATCHING AND FILMING. WHILE SMOKING A CIGAR.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
just kidding. BILL LEFT THE FILM OUT.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
GODZILLA RULES. WHY TRY TO TOP A CREATURE THAT HAS CONTROLLED THE ASIAN POPULATION IN JAPAN FOR YEARS. HE IS A HERO. WE SHOULD MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO SHIP HIM TO MEXICO. GODZILLA BORDER GUARDS. what are we eating today japanese or mexican take out.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
ITS OSAMA as THE CREATURE THAT ATE NEW YORK. Yes its osama the world biggest chickenshit and infidel. SUPERSIZED with 40 virgins,so damn ugly a goat would not have them. That would destroy something.
January 20th, 2008 at 12:32 am
so i just seen the movie a couple of hours ago its def an alien and he caries smaller aliens that drop from him and to me the smaller ones look like the creatures from tremors 3 just with crab like legs and the big one had to legs and a slug like rear….picture the creature from hell boy samiel but with out legs and with a slug tail
January 20th, 2008 at 12:34 am
and the pic above is a guy in bio hazard suit(right) and a woman on the left
January 20th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
it’s not an alien!!!!!!
a satellite falls from the sky and whilst trying to retrive it someone wakes up cranky cloverfield from the ocean depths. end of story.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I saw an image of this monster on another web site,and i have to admit he looks pretty narly.Please people do not think this is the new godzilla……thats an insult,and remember there is only one king of the monsters,and that is godzilla.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:43 pm
oh i forgot……..GODZILLA RULES