USA Today published the first photo (seen above) of Mike Myers and Jessica Alba in The Love Guru. I’ve heard from people in the know that this film might have huge potential. However, I’m not sure that I believe that to be true. One thing is for sure, Myers looks very scary in this new get-up.
Official Plot Synopsis: In the comedy, “The Love Guru” (MIKE MYERS), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (ROMANY MALCO) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid – to the horror of the teams’ owner Jane Bullard (JESSICA ALBA) and Coach Cherkov (VERNE TROYER). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the Stanley Cup.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Mike Myers is a jerk in person.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I’ve heard the same about Justin Timberlake, when you shake his hand he passes gas.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
It might be tough to buy Jessica Alba as the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
October 24th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
It might be tough to care about a hockey player…or for that matter hockey in general
October 24th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
You know that guy that tries so hard to be funny that you almost feel embarrassed for him? He has a name. Mike Myers.
October 24th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Wait, it’s partially a hockey movie? Also, Jessica Alba as a team owner? And Verne freakin’ Troyer… as coach? How does that even make sense?
October 25th, 2007 at 1:04 am
what the? i’ll wait for the dvd. unless i watch old mike myers movies and get in that mike myers mood again. when is another so i married an axe murderer type movie coming out!
October 25th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Who cares about the stanley cup anyway and would you make jessica alba a owner she looks like a ten year old she always she should play girlfriend or some sort of sex symbol I’m sorry!
I don’t know about this movie? after cat and the hat…..
October 26th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Hockey Rules. I think I will see it.
Go Wings!
January 10th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
The Love Guru
The Movie Will Be A Hit Trust Me EveryOne & There Mother Will LOL Hard Why Do I Know This BeCause I Was There : ) Be Sure To See This Amazzing Film When It Hits Theaters Amazzing Actors EveryOne In The Movie Worked Very Well Togther Including The Hard Working Background Can’t Wait To See It : )
February 20th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
My name Krishna. I am 22nd years old. 1 month ago I met one girl she is name is prmaila and she is bigger than me by 1 year. And I proposed to her and she accepted. We both love each other very much.
But there are so many problems in our relation. We want marry. But problems are
She belongs to North Indian and I am belongs to South Indian. And also she got mangal.
This is main reason which she scared to marry with me. And she not to ready runaway with me. B’coz she don’t want marry despite his parent.
So what should I do? Should I continue our relationship?
We love each other so much!!!!!!!!!!!
March 1st, 2008 at 8:15 am
Has anyone else noticed the words that are formed by using the first letters of “Guru Pitka says”……(the words following) spell out “interesting words” ? (on the official Love Guru website)
March 29th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Mariska Hargitay. Mariska Hargitay.
Some controversy is there for Hindoos. I am also born Hindoo from my birth mother.
I am also convert to Guru Pitka religion, being strict follower and disciple ever since January. Guru Pitka is also not Hindoo, born American ever since his birth mother, and also not affiliated with any one religion only. Therefore the Hindoos should not attack it. Isn’t it?