I was sent this one-sheet for Sylvester Stallone’s John Rambo from a reader named Chuck. I originally posted the item with a precautionary warning that the poster is likely fan-made. And as it turns out, this poster is just a very good fan made creation by Dennis at Filmz.ru, made from an advertisement from a french cinema magazine.
I’m the complete opposite of excited about this sequel. Check out the full poster after the jump.
Plot Synopsis: Vietnam veteran John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has survived many harrowing ordeals in his lifetime and has since withdrawn into a simple and secluded existence in Bangkok, where he spends his time salvaging old PT boats and tanks for scrap metal. Even though he is looking to avoid trouble, trouble has a way of finding him. A group of Christian human rights missionaries, led by Michael Burnett and Sarah Miller, approach Rambo with the desire to rent his boat to travel up the river to Burma. For over fifty years, Burma has been like a war zone. The Karen people of the region, who consist of peasants and farmers, have endured brutally oppressive rule from the murderous Burmese military and have been struggling for survival every single day. This is the time when medical assistance and general support from the Christian missionaries is needed most. After some consideration, and due to insistence from his mentor, former military man Ed Baumgartner, Rambo accepts the offer and takes Michael, Sarah, and the rest of the missionaries up the river. When the missionaries finally arrive at the Karen village, they are ambushed by the sadistic Major Pa Tee Tint and a slew of Burmese army men. A portion of the villagers and missionaries are tortured and viciously murdered, while Tint and his men hold the remainder captive. News soon reaches the minister in charge of the mission and with the help of Ed Baumgartner he employs Rambo to lead a rescue effort. With five young and highly diverse mercenaries at his disposal, Rambo has to travel back up the river and liberate the survivors from the clutches of Major Tint in what may be one of his deadliest missions ever.
John Rambo hits theaters on January 25th 2008.
October 7th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Give me a break…..whats worse……stallone doing all of his properties as an old coot…..or when he wore fake glasses in the 80’s to look smarter?
October 7th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Those are some mad Photoshop skills.
October 7th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Does this mean that there are sequels to Assassins, Judge Dread…..or should I even fear……Stop or my MOM will shoot……thank god he wont do a cliffhanger 2: Electric Boogaloo
October 7th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I like it. A lot. And yes, I am somewhat ashamed.
October 7th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
just wait and see movie.
October 8th, 2007 at 4:57 am
if you guys watch the 2 trailers on youtube all of you would shut your mouths and see its a kick ass film
October 8th, 2007 at 5:39 am
I saw the trailers and lets be honest…….the only ass that will be kicked is stallone’s off every studio lot after he hocks Judge Dredd 2: Electric Boogaloo
November 11th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
People that talk about Judge Dread and Stop or My Mom will shoot are retards… any real man loves Rocky and Rambo movies. Rocky Balboa was already a success and a great film and put a great end to the story just like the new Rambo will be and if you talk about “Stop or My Mom will Shoot” then you know nothing about the greatest actor of our time, Sylvester Stallone. I am his #1 fan. Derek Beasley
P.S. I loved the movie “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot”!
November 11th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
I am a real man and i can honestly say that Stallone is a theif. He stole Rocky and never credited the man whose life story he stole….he owes props for rambo from Chuck Norris and if he was a great actor he would have won one academy award, not over 12 razzies……
goes to show what you know about movies….not film
January 24th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Hey Stupids!!! Rambo’s the beast man! He’ll eat you alive SOBs…
January 26th, 2008 at 5:38 am
very good films
Sylvester Stallone best of the best :)
January 29th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
This movie WAS awsome!!!! Violent as hell but AWSOME!!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Hey stuntman_james
Have u seen new Rambo yet? You better watch out, he’ll bites you ass’ssssssssssssss alive LOL Good action movie………..bravooooooooo
July 19th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
i m your fan………………………… SIR RAMBO.