So really guys just chill with the arguements, think back to when u were 6-10 and watch the movie as a 7 year old THEN you will love it!!!

Why was everyone acting all stupid like headless chickens and doing things for absolutely no reason?? A 4 year old could’ve wrote a better script and the movie could’ve been much better.

You people are blind.. its not about maturity, it’s about the logic within the film.. It’s called an opinion.. You liked the movie..great.. But you act as if it made any sort of logical sense..

You are right.. you won’t dubunk this because you would look like an idiot trying to debunk why or how mechanical creatures could magically shape shift.. Toy line make mechanical sense.. this movie is just complete crap in regards to its logic..

Everything else you’ve typed that I could be bothered to read is also flawed, which is impressive considering how much you have written. Of course there are plotholes, it’s an action movie, but you seem unable to find them or express them coherently, because you’re a retard.

The original origins of Transformers the cartoon had it that the Autobots were ripping through space on the Ark, their ship, when they were attacked by the Decepticons. During the fight, all hell breaks loose and they crash landed on earth at the base of a volcano millions of years before the present. The volcano stirred and seismic activity reactivated the Ark’s computers. Seeing it’s crew disabled, it sent out probes to identify the strongest lifeforms on the planet with the intent to rebuild the crew in their image thus giving them the best chance for survival. Seeing all the vehicles sheppherding the tiny hairless monkeys around, it made them in that image.

AMAZING.

The odd thing is, I thought I’d be incredibly mad over this new movie. It doesn’t count. It’s like a guy whose face looks like a pepperoni pizza sending flowers to your girlfriend, you’re just not threatened by it. It’s more sad than anything.

Did anyone notice this movie was a play by play of Independence Day? Goofy idiots suddenly rubbing shoulders with the top echelons of the U.S. Defense Dept., crazy viruses that were kind enough to add bad visuals giving you a play by play of how they were gutting your network, enough bastardization of sound signal visualization to make any audio engineer cringe, goofy humans you have no emotional attachment to whatsoever taking down giant hulking alien machinery in a completely stupid way (nice motorcycle.), and my personal favourite, grinding the movie to a halt to bring civilians up to speed on secret military operations.

“Ok, so while the Decepticons are enroute, give me your cell phone and we can play with robots for a few minutes. After that I’ll show you a big frozen robot that will defrost in six minutes… which is neat because we brought it to the desert in the 30s without it melting.”

… that followed by a 2 hour drive to… New York? Chicago? Didn’t look like any city near the Hoover Dam that I know of.

I’m tempted to urinate on any Panisonic, HP, or GM product I see now. I also want to use Deloitte & Touche and eBay’s services as toilet paper. Ridiculous product placement, how long was the shot paused for when she took that Panasonic memory card out of the card reader the government conveniently provided in it’s super top secret critical analysis facility?

When people ask me how the Transformers movie was, I’ll tell them it was absolutely great. 10 out of 10. 2 thumbs up and a raging erection. You should’ve seen Unicron blow up, it was awesome.

I was fine with Optimus prime being a truck.. I wasn’t fine with them making him look stupid at the boys house in some retarded or lame attempt at comedy.. I loved the idea of making them more of a living being.. Just annoying when they completely screw things up.. I guess I just demand them to make it more believable without the use of magical things like shapeshifting and changing characters to what ever they please..

in the end.. just too many things that defy the idea of being a transformer..

Actually the whole first episode has the TF’s use their earth robot forms but Cybertronian alt-modes.

Maybe not on the topic of shape shifting but what about Hounds incredibly stupid “full matter hologram projector” in the first season i think (i’d have to look for the comic or cartoon) hound projects a hologram of an enormous gestalt/combiner to combat devastator.

Untill YOU can explain how all decepticons can fly in G1 and the autobots not, only THEN you have a valid ground to complain about this movie.. btw, where does OP’s trailer go all the time in the cartoon?

Although he is correct.. that transforming is a form of shapeshifting.. However, Transformers could never look at objects and shape shift into objects they were not.. Shape shifting mechanical structure makes transforming obsolete and incredibly stupid..

wtf? This is how stupid this comment was.. Although he is correct.. that transforming is a form or shapeshifting.. However, Transformers could never look at objects and shape shift ito objects there were not.. Shape shifting mechanical structure makes transforming obsolete and incredible stupid.. They wouldn’t need to transform.. they could just look at megatron and become him.. Yeah..wtf ??? Sorry Robots being able to shape shift thier mechanical structure is complete BULL SHIT! Show me an episode anywhere in the transformer comic or cartoon from the original series that shows them looking at shit and shape shifting into various objects.. YOU CAN’T! it Defies the very reason for TRANSFORMING! DURR! On transforming so fast.. I don’t care how fast they can..The point about the movie is that they don’t actually transform..unlike the cartoons and toy lines.. That is the problem with the movie..

Only a shit writer and director couldn’t make a great movie out of the original transformer cartoons and comics.. Willing to be someone could have..

On the Allspark.. Point of it being bs.. Is this is the directors own creation.. Was never part of the Transformers.. If he had used the matrix that would have been a totally different story..