The /Film Award for the Best Acceptance Speech of the 2007 Golden Globes goes to Sacha Baron Cohen.
Cohen won the award for Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical. Here is his hilarious speech:
“I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press. And I just want to say that this movie was a life-changing experience. I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America. But I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America. A side of America that rarely sees the light of day.
I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian.
[Davitian shrugs and raises a wine glass]
Ken, when I was in that scene and I stared down and saw your two wrinkled golden globes on my chin, I thought to myself, ‘I better win a bloody award for this.’
And then when my 300-pound co-star decided to sit on my face and squeeze the oxygen from my lungs, I was faced with a choice: Death or to breathe in the air that had been trapped in a small pocket between his buttocks for 30 years.
Kenneth, if it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here today.
[Music starts-up]
Thank you to Larry Charles, thank you to Jay Roach, thank you to Isla Fisher, my fiancee. Thank you to Peter Baynham, Anthony Hines and Dan Mazer; thank you to Ari Emanuel; Matt Labov; Erran Baron Cohen, my brother who did the music; and to Jason Alper. And thank you to every American who has not sued me so far. Thank you.”
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:09 pm
I was appalled and totally grossed out by Sacha Baron Cohen’s speech. There was nothing funny about it. There’s a BIG bother about an African American calling a white guy a faggot, but when Sacha the Idiot talks on an award show about someone else’s body parts and goes on and on about it, the world thinks it’s funny? I was disgusted during music awards a few years ago when Axl Rose’s bandmates staggered onto stage because they were too stoned and drunk to walk upright, but this idiot really takes the cake. He should be stripped naked, put into chains in public display for three days, and let him see how funny he was. I’ll bet he’ll change his tune! The guy’s a JERK!
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Well, Jan, you really seem to be someone with a fabulous sense of humor.
Like all Americans.
Go figure.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
“Like all Americans.”
You really seem to be an asshole.
Like all Europeans.
Go figure.
For the record, I am American and I SBC’s speech had me in stitches.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Well, at least we can take a joke.
Unless it’s Bush Junior.
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:57 pm
It was a hilarious speech that shows Cohen as the comedian that he is. Not everyone has to say a generic thank you speech. So Jan, hope you get to breath in the rancid smell that has been “trapped in a small pocket between his buttocks for 30 years”.
May 7th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
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